So the bad news is…
Rick and Pink’s parents are missing. Saddest. News. Ever. Harley and Hannah left home (my husband’s parents house) about two weeks ago, and they haven’t been seen since. It could be the worst case scenario. But, it might not be so bad either…like Rick and Pink, they make friends easily. Previously they’ve gone on road trips– hours away– and people returned them. They also love visiting neighbors and nearby hunters, so there’s a good chance that they’re somewhere eating a ham. Awesome story: Harley actually stole someone’s “Thanksgiving Ham” off their porch last year. He thought he won the food lottery! And he did!
Harley and Hannah’s disappearance is double sad for Pink and Rick. Why? It’s the worst-kept secret of Pinkandrick.com: Pink and Rick are inbred*. I know what you’re saying, “What?”
Well, Hannah used to live with us, and Harley lived with my husband’s parents. One weekend we were going out of town for a football game and took Hannah to Harley’s house. Badda Bing Badda Boom Pink and Rick**.
So, Harley and Hannah are brother and sister. Rick and Pink are brothers–and cousins. Harley is their dad/uncle and Hannah is their mom/aunt. That’s why I think their disappearance is DOUBLE sad. In one swoop, they lost their Mom, Dad, Aunt, and Uncle. If you can hear me Harley and Hannah, please come home. I’m pleading from the blogosphere. Let’s reunite this family!
Until then, I’ll keep comforting Pink and Rick….
* Even though they’re technically inbred, we call them “pure bred.” I mean, inbreeding is how you get all these designer dogs, right? Plus, it keeps the other dogs from teasing Pink and Rick.
** Just so you know, all the dogs are fixed now– including Pink and Rick. So, no more inbreeding is happening around our house!!!